Many doctors
are like this:
I
would MUCH rather they were like this:
Are they required to surrender their
sense of humor in exchange for their medical school diploma? I was at a doctor’s office, waiting in one of
the operatories, when he & his nurse came in. They told me they had an emergency & that
it would be a little while before they could treat me. They asked me if they could get me anything
while I was waiting. I told them a
margarita would be nice. No reaction
whatsoever! I wonder why they even
asked?
My friend, Barbara, fell down the
stairs two weeks ago. Only two stairs,
but she managed to SHATTER her kneecap—I guess she figured that something worth
doing is worth doing well! She had
surgery that evening & the next day her surgeon examined her & told her
to see him in two weeks. She made an
appointment. She’s currently in a rehab
center & confined to bed. She called
her surgeon’s office about the appointment & was told that he couldn’t see
her then—he was getting married. Barb
asked the receptionist if the doctor was getting married, how come he didn’t
know that a couple of weeks in advance?
She said, “It must be a rush marriage!
Is he pregnant?” Not even a
snicker from the receptionist.
This
may have been her surgeon:
Or him:
If you do, you might
consider this:
Here’s a list that was taken stolen borrowed from the net (fortogden.com):
Things You Don’t Want to
Hear in Surgery
--Well folks, this will be an experiment for
all of us.
--Oops!
Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
--Nurse,
did this patient sign the organ donation card?
--Ya'
know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got two of 'em.
--Wait
a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
--Oh
no! I just lost my Rolex.
--Damn! There go the lights again...
--What's
this doing here?
--That's
cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
--Bo!
Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
--Sterile,
schemerle. The floor's clean, right?
--What
do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
--OK,
now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
--This
patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
--Isn't
this the guy with the really lousy insurance?
--Don't
worry. I think it’s sharp enough.
--Better
save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
And one more “funny” for the road:
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See you next week, unless you’re
at your doctor’s appointment----fishducky
PS--If you didn't get enough laughs today, read Melynda's books--JUST NONSENSE & MORE NONSENSE. Funny stuff!!
PS--If you didn't get enough laughs today, read Melynda's books--JUST NONSENSE & MORE NONSENSE. Funny stuff!!