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Monday, August 13, 2012

MARRIAGE (& OTHER HIGH RISK VENTURES)


My husband & I celebrated our 57th anniversary this year.  I feel that gives me the right to make a suggestion.  For some time now, I’ve felt that marriage licenses should be treated more like driver’s licenses.  You should either have the option to renew them every 5 years or so, or turn them back in—never to drive, or to be married, again.  I would PROBABLY have renewed mine, but as for Bud—who knows?  Let me give you some examples of why I say “probably”.


            To get to our home from the freeway, we drive east on Santa Monica Blvd.  A few years ago, the city made Santa Monica a divided street.  Some business & street entrances (including our street) were then located off a service road.  There are two places to turn onto our service road & then onto our street.  It really makes no difference which turn you take.  Bud always takes the second (most easterly) one.  I told him I usually take the first turn.  He looked at me like he couldn’t believe it & said, “Well, that’s just WRONG!”  To this day, I have no idea why.
            My mother belonged to an organization that raised money to help retarded children.  She was being installed as president at their annual “Lollipop Ball.”  It was held at a downtown hotel & our ticket package included free parking in a lot directly across the street.  Bud instead drove into the hotel’s parking lot, for which we would have to pay extra.  I reminded him that the lot across the street would be free.  He told me that he knew that, but he was too rich to walk across the street!  (Note: That was the day I stopped clipping coupons.  I’ve often felt that my husband & I live in two different worlds--& HIS is better!)
Bud used to talk in his sleep.  This can often be the cause of problems.  For instance, there was the night I was awakened by him talking loudly “on the phone”.  He said--& this is a direct quote, “He’s got as much chance of doing that as I have of screwing Elizabeth!”  I took a deep breath.  He continued his “conversation”, “That IS the name of the present queen of England, isn’t it?”  I remember another classic.  When I got into bed, he was sound asleep.  He put his arms around me & drew me close, cuddling me.  He murmured, “Take a letter…..”
His parents were married 64½ years when his mom passed away.  When people would ask what her secret was for such a long marriage, her answer was “inertia”.  It was easier to stay married than to do something about it.  Besides, who in their right mind would want to break in--& train--a new husband?
I realize I MAY not be perfect, either.  That’s why one of the cards I gave Bud on our anniversary said, “Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me!”
The foolish-- & forgiving-- fishducky
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In case you missed the synchronized swimming events at the Olympics, you can watch it here: 



PS--If you didn't get enough laughs today, read Melynda's books--JUST NONSENSE & MORE NONSENSE. Funny stuff!!

Being computer illiterate, I don't know how to  put the stuff that goes with this button into my post but I DO want to support her!!  You can enter through Elisa's post (THE CRAZY LIFE OF A WRITING MOM) or Janie Junebug's post (WOMEN: WE SHALL OVERCOME).




20 comments:

  1. Dear Fishducky, so early in the morning to be laughing so hard--at the "Olympic!!!!" video of synchronized swimming and at your story of Bud and you and a few tidbits from 57 years of "wedded bliss!!!!!!!" Peace.

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  2. I'm laughing so hard at your post and at the video. If I tried to be one of the synchronized swimmers, I bet I would pee in the "pool."

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That would only make the video FUNNIER!

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  3. Personally, I think that we should have a statute on marriages. So, like if neither party claims the other after say, 7 years, it's like it never even happened. Kind of like common law marriage but in reverse. :)

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  4. I like the idea of renewing the marriage license. Such a funny post and then you top it off with the men's synchronized swimming--ROFL! :):)

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  5. Oh, this is sooo funny!!! Good for you, you stopped clipping coupons! Did you tell him?

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  6. I forgot to mention: I like the colors of your blog a lot.

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  7. I'd seen that before but had totally forgotten about it. Thanks for sharing it.

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    1. I'd seen it before, too. My friend just sent it to me again. The timing was perfect!!

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  8. As a marriage counsellor, I think your ideas are spot on! Congratulations on your anniversary.

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  9. After all this time, I should hope they are!!

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  10. You are right, Fran! Once you got 'em house broken, you"d be crazy to go through that again! No, reallyDon and I just celebrated 41 years of marriage the 14 August. He was at junior camp, but as soon as he got done, he drove home and took me out to eat...at McDonald's, because we had church that evening and that is all we had time for! ButI loved his thoughtfulness. They don't seem to make as many long term, caring guys as they used to!

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  11. It doesn't matter what restaurant you go to--it's who you go WITH!!

    Congratulations on your anniversary!

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  12. “Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me!”

    That's impossible--you two are so perfect for each other :)

    I LOVE your sense of humor :)

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    1. It's because I'm so easy to be married to--or not! I've decided to keep him because he's so good at math, taxes & business & I'm great at everything else!!

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