Wednesday, October 17, 2012


HAS IT EVER BOTHERED YOU WHEN... can't separate the two parts of paper to open the Band-Aid wrapper? have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little  plastic tag in the middle of them?

....the person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle?

...the elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on?

...there's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address? open a can of soup and the lid falls in? can never put anything back in a box the way it came?

...three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth? drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette? slice your tongue licking an envelope?

...your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading? wash a shirt with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint?

...the car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing?

...a piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling? set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 pm instead of 7 am? rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out? can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it? reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up?

...your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire?

Me, too!

Some annoyances:

Sorry that this one if blurry, but i HAD to put it in!

Yes, I know there'e no "e" in "shoving".

No one can be happy ALL the time!----not even fishducky