What we used to play:
What we play now:
1. Tag, you’re it.
Sag, you’re it.
2. Pin the tail on the donkey.
Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
3. Twenty Questions.
Twenty Questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Red rover, red rover, can I come
over?
Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.
5. Kick the can.
Kick the bucket.
6. Duck, duck, goose.
Doc, doc, goose.
7. Simon says.
Simon says something incoherent.
8. Musical chairs.
Musical recliners.
9. Hide and go seek.
Hide and go pee.
10. Spin the bottle.
Spin the bottle of Mylanta.
Actually,
we can still lead a very full life & are able to continue doing the things
we’ve always done.
We’re very good drivers:
I have to admit doctor’s visits are a little different:
Our kids may not always see eye to eye with us:
But we know we always
look good:
Many of us still lead a very active sex life: