Wednesday, December 19, 2012


I understand Navajo moose who are Jewish are very rare creatures & there may be some in hiding out there!  Please be on the lookout.

This is the Hebrew letter "Chai".  It means "Life":

This is a gold "Chai" pendant:
This was listed on Ebay as a sterling silver pendant of a Navajo moose.  My theory is that neither the Navajo artist or the seller is Jewish--but the moose may be!  What do you think?


As long as I'm on the subject of animals, some of you may feel that I have treated cats unfairly in previous posts.  I'm an equal opportunity blogger, so here is some stuff about dogs:

The Cockapoo & the Labradoodle are new breeds of dogs that I believe are now recognized by the AKC--but why stop there?

 If you crossed a Collie & a Lhasa Apso, you'd get a Collapso, a dogs that folds up for easy transport

If you crossed a Spitz & a Chow, you'd get a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

If you crossed a Pekingese & a Lhasa Apso, you'd get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.

If you crossed a Labrador Retriever & a Curly Coated Retriever, you'd get a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of researchers.

If you crossed a Pointer & a Setter, you'd get a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

If you crossed an Irish Water Spaniel & an English Springer Spaniel, you'd get an Irish Springer, a dog fresh & clean.

If you crossed a Newfoundland & a Basset Hound, you'd get a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

If you crossed a Malamute & a Pointer, you'd get a Moot Point. owned by...oh, well, it really doesn't matter.

If you crossed a Deerhound & a Terrier, you'd get a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

If you crossed a Bull Terrier & a ShihTzu, you'd get a...uhh, I'll get back to you on that... 

The following ad appeared in a newspaper:


SBF seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play.  I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  Rub me the right way & watch me respond.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.  Kiss me & I'm yours.  Call xxx-2121 & ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society & Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.  "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements.  First, you'll have to type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the keyboard, the dog types 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical & complete the obstacle course."
This perfect dog specimen passes the physical & completes the obstacle course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues, "You must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him & says, "Meow!"

Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door.  Inside, a harmless old hound was asleep on the floor by the cash register.
He asked the owner, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The amused stranger said, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me.  Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The owner said, "Because, before I put up that sign, people kept tripping over him!"


This should prove that dogs are smarter than cats:

 It doesn't seem right to leave out penguins:

or chickens:

Bow wow, arf arf & cluck cluck to you!----fishducky