...you may be looking for a new job soon!! Keep an eye out for any comments of this sort:
"Since my last report, this employee has reached
rock bottom... and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere... but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
"His men would follow him anywhere... but only out of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
"Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This employee has delusions of adequacy."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This employee has delusions of adequacy."
"He sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"This employee should go far... and the sooner he starts, the better."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"This employee should go far... and the sooner he starts, the better."
"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
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My own employment history:
He used to do dental work under general anesthesia
on Wednesday mornings. One day he asked
me if I’d like to watch. I told him I
would. I got scrubbed & gowned, went
in & stood a few feet from the table as he started to work. He told me I couldn’t see well enough from
there & that I should move closer. I
did. He said that I still wasn’t close
enough. I moved again. Not close enough. I moved again & by this
time I was right next to the patient’s head.
Dr. Stewart said that if I was going to stand that close I might as well
help & slapped a suction hose into my hand.
I assisted him in surgery from that Wednesday on.
Almost all of our patients were
children. Their parents could be with
them while we worked if they wanted.
When he was about to start, he would usually say, “Open your mouth &
let’s take a peek.” Usually. One time, however, with the mother there, he
slipped. What came out was, “Open your
mouth & let’s take a LEAK.” It broke
the two of us up—mommy didn’t hear it.
After Bud was discharged I worked as a dental assistant for Dr. Taub, a
children’s dentist. Since many kids are scared of people wearing
medical whites, we wore street clothes. During
the summer we could wear shorts. Once,
another dentist came over to pick up Dr. Taub to go out to lunch. He questioned my boss on our attire. I heard Dr. Taub tell him, “When most
dentists are hiring a new assistant, they usually ask where she went to
school. I say, ‘Lemme see your legs,
baby!’” (This was obviously before the days of political correctness.)
That was a great place to
work. I happily did his banking &
ran errands because he let me drive his new Ford Thunderbird convertible
instead of my car. He used to take two hour
lunches so the receptionist & I would alternate weeks, staying in the
office one week & taking two hours out the next. We were only about five minutes from Santa
Monica beach, so I could spend an hour or so on the sand, drive back & get
cleaned up in his private shower before I had to go back to work. Not too tacky!
I've run these before, but I love them:
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday----fishducky
