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Monday, March 4, 2013

THINGS I HAVE SEEN & DONE—OR NOT


    There are many types of posts floating out there on the internet.

                                          Some are like this:

Mine are more like this:

Maybe I should go this route:




Today I’d like to visit the world of signs & labels.
Some give you orders:
             

Some give you warnings:
      



 Some tell it like it is:
    

There are signs that give you helpful advice:



Some signs give (or SHOULD give) you a choice:



There are signs from people who need help:

There are signs that are very polite:

And one that I find FRIGHTENING:

Did you know I just got a new job?


I have NO idea what they mean by this:



I’m going to sign off now (no pun intended)----fishducky




24 comments:

  1. Don't be late for your new job.

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  2. The mountain lion notice made me laugh out loud and I love the attack duck sign!!

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  3. Made my day! Had such a crappy day and needed a good laugh.

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    1. Isn't it a little early to already have a crappy day?

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  4. I only feel "whelming" today. Can't rise to the overwhelming level.

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  5. One I was attached by a goose, but I imagine ducks are up for biting and smacking small children, too.

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    1. Some of us ARE nasty, but not on my side of the family!!

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  6. A customer on the mail route has a sign that says "beware of attack squirrel" on their front door. Funny, since their dog will lick you to death.

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  7. I want to offer small children to mountain lions. I think that would make me laugh. I can be kind of a bitch like that.

    Love,
    Janie

    P.S. Maybe it's a good thing I don't have grandchildren.

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  8. There is an opening of a cave on Rt. 9 D in Beacon. I wonder if they will make a sign like the one in the picture. It is neat.
    Diesel Fired Chicken? Man like fired chicken is not bad enough. LOL

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    1. Fried chicken --in oil, not diesel--is one of my favorite foods!!

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  9. THIS IS TOO MUCH! i LOVED THE PEOPLE IN NEED, PARTICULARLY THAT POOR MAN! Why am I writing in caps? I'm sure you would know the answer to this. Also, I posted your drawing of the Flood House today with a link to your blog. I hope some of my friends stop by and get a good giggle here.Have a nice day.

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    1. Jag älskar dig, Inger!! For those of you who aren't fluent in Swedish, that means I love you, Inger!!

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  11. Dear Fishducky, I've been away for a couple of days because of the barometer plummeting. I do so wish I'd read this blog on Monday--the day it was posted--because I found myself laughing out loud again and again. You will know of course that I laughed long at the sign that said, "Beware of the dog. The cat is not trustworthy either."

    And of course the sign showing all the roads tangled just delighted me. I so feel like that's the situation when I'm driving in a new area. The "Eat here. Get Gas" is a hoot! Thank you. Peace.

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    1. Think of me as your new medicine!!

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    2. Dear Fishducky, I will. Laughter truly is the best medicine. So thank you, Dr. Giggle. Peace.

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  12. From Melynda: That was awesome!

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.