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Friday, March 8, 2013

TROUBLES & MORE TROUBLES


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If your computer is giving you trouble, this may be why:


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If your cat is giving you trouble, you're not alone:

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this."
--Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a
sled through snow."
--Jeff Valdez

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
--Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back
to you later."
--Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a
good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia."
--Joseph Wood Krutch

"People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next
life."
--Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats."
--Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
cats is infinitely superior."
--Hippolyte Taine

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."


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If life is giving you trouble, read this:



"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die.
What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards.

You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in
an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You
get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until
you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,
alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade
school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your
last nine months floating...

Then, you finish off as an orgasm.  I like it."

----Woody Allen

An assortment of animal troubles:















That's all for today, except:


See you next time, unless there's a problem ----fishducky
PS--HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!




15 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laffs. I love the woody allen quote, had never seen it before

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    1. I'm not normally a Woody Allen fan, but I have to admit I LOVED that one!!

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  2. Love these posts. You made me feel a whole load better!

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    1. As I've said before, if I can make one person smile or pee their pants my day has not been wasted!!

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  3. The computer diagram left out "turn it off and then turn it on" and "wack it on the side with your palm"

    I liked the Noah's arc the best.

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  4. Dear Fran, as "Lanthie" said, "You made me feel a whole load better!" Now is that because so much of today's posting was about cats????? Or because of that wonderfully animated video that just made me giggle. Of course, the flowchart is a stroke of genius! Have a great day and a wonderful weekend. Peace.

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    1. See my comment to Lanthie--I think it fits you, too!!

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  5. Stupid is good. I'm happy.

    Love,
    Janie

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  6. Cats are the best! And that flowchart was great! Thanks for this, hope you are having a great weekend! Too many !!!, I know, good that the grammar police was here already!

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    1. You can never have too many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. In the middle of our in home hospital we've got going here, the cat decided to make the "I'm gonna puke up my cat food all over the couch" noise. So I scooted him off and then realized I couldn't get to the hardwood fast enough so I grabbed the emergency puke bowl off the table...

    Mr. Chewey wanted NONE of that. Left a large bloody reminder across the top of my right wrist and hand. I COULD HAVE DIED!!!!

    I knew he was a paid assassin... just waiting for his next move...

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    1. i really have no idea why I just shared that... must be the cold medicine.

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    2. I'm glad (sort of) that you got that off your chest--& couch!!

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