There are a lot of country songs out there with unbelievably sweet, absolutely lovely names, like the title of this post, which is the REAL title of a REAL song. So are these (just call me a sentimental old fool):
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's & I Cried All the Way to Sears
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
If I Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out of Jail By Now
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
If I Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out of Jail By Now
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
I Got Tears in My Ears From Lyin' on My Back in My Bed While I Cried Over You
May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
She Got the Gold Mine & I Got the Shaft
Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
All the Gold in California is in a Bank in the Middle of Beverly Hills in Somebody Else's Name
There Ain't Enough Room in My Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All my Lovin' For You
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Goodbye
Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Sold a Car to the Guy Who Stole My Girl, But it Don't Run So We're Even
How Can I Miss you If You Won't Go Away
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink & I Don't Love You
In case you thought I was kidding:
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag--hey, that would be a great name for a country song!----fishducky
These are hilrious! Not being a country music fan I hadn't heard of, much less made fun of, these titles. I do know of a couple you missed, however: "How can I get over you when you won't get out from under him?" and "You done stomped the aorta of my love" ;)
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It's not that I missed them--I had to be selective or the list would have been several posts long!!
DeleteThanks for the chuckle. Sadly I have heard most of them. One you missed and a favorite of mine was:
ReplyDelete"Work your fingers to the bone what do you get? Boney fingers. "
See my reply to lowandslow above!!
DeleteThese are funny and I know they are true, living here in Hicksville. All the names of the country songs are a real hoot, esp the I'd rather pass a kidney stone than spend another night with you.
ReplyDeleteI only included the creme de la creme, as it were!!
DeleteAll good, my favorite
ReplyDelete"I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well"
Remind you of some people you know?
DeleteSo much to laugh at here, but my favorite: Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
ReplyDeleteI love them all!!
DeleteI like country music, well, some country music. I never heard of any of these, but I must say that one with the Fruit of the Loom, tickled my imagination.
ReplyDeleteBe careful what you tickle!!
Delete"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy"
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Probably sexier than him!!
DeleteMy baby thinks he's a train...
ReplyDeleteThen there was the John Deere Tractor one.
It's a long time since I've listened to CW.
Do you mean the song by the Judds?
DeleteI love the song "I'll pray for you"... some lyrics...
ReplyDeleteI pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
Lyrics from eLyrics.net
How sweet!! For the sake of your marriage, I hope that's not "your song"!!
DeleteI recognize a few of those. Thanks for listing the rest. I love country music lyrics and titles. I just can't handle all the whining music.
ReplyDeleteActually, some of it's pretty good!!
DeleteI like Mufferd and sons. They are cool country.
ReplyDeletei'm not familiar with them--I stopped at Glen Campbell!!
DeleteThose titles are awesome. One of my favorites was: I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You. LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou & Manzanita!!
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