There are many old sayings which we have accepted as true. However, I believe that to stay true they have to be adjusted--to be brought up to date. So I did:
Familiarity breeds contempt children.
No news is good news not very interesting.
What doesn't kill us, makes us stronger extremely nervous.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush will make a big mess.
A penny saved is a penny earned not much.
Marry in haste, repent in leisure divorce court.
Keep your nose to the grindstone & you can avoid rhinoplasty.
Walls have ears & potatoes have eyes.
The leopard does not change his spots underwear.
Variety is the spice of life, but chili needs cumin.
The early bird catches the worm, but the lazy worms get to safely sleep in .
Be it ever so humble there's no place like home, but some are not up to code.
Blood is thicker than water, so NEVER use it to thin out your soup.
Charity begins at home, except for yard sales.
A man's house is his castle & there are alligators in my moat.
Any port in a storm--or cabernet or reisling.
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you before they do unto you.
Nothing lasts forever except taxes.
One hand washes the other dishes.
The best things in life are free on Ebay.
Change is inevitable, unless nothing happens.
Everything comes to those who wait order online.
Nothing is certain except death & taxes shipping & handling.
The camera doesn't lie, except when you use Photoshop.
Confession is good for the soul & the Catholic Church.
You win some, you lose some--it doesn't necessarily even out.
History repeats itself, itself, itself...
A miss is as good as a mile mister.
You are what you eat & today I'm a pastrami sandwich.
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I'd explain what I wrote, but your brain would explode----fishducky
Love this list of NEW sayings!
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DeleteAfter the week we have all put in, a good belly laugh really hit the spot. Thank you.
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DeleteSeize the day... this one is mine.
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Kind of like "I can only please one person a day. Today's not looking good for you. Tomorrow's not either."
OH... and if life's like a box of chocolate laxatives, shall I take that to mean "same sh!t, different day"?
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Dear chocolate milk, do you promise?
DeleteYes, I promise.
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The best things in life are on E-Bay? Very funny!
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DeleteSome good belly laughs today!
ReplyDeleteBelly laughs are good exercise for your insides!!
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