For an appetizer, may we suggest:
An African rainstorm to cleanse your palate & tempt your taste buds.
(There is almost no sound at the beginning;
it grows as the storm builds.)
Or you might like some fresh fruit.
How about a dog's reaction to lime?
As an entree, we are offering assorted spicy black & white legs:
If you'd prefer, the chef has prepared a tasty ragout,
which is a virtual kaleidoscope of marvelous flavors:
For dessert, perhaps you would like to choose from
a selection of fine cheeses, pastries, jokes & cartoons:
A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said, "Can you give us a description of your attacker? The snail said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. "And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba. But why you asking?" "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin' can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"
A policeman pulls over a drunk driver for not stopping at a stop sign and asks the driver if he even saw the sign. The driver replies, "I did, Officer, but it turned red too fast for me to stop."
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?" The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
If you're too full to finish your meal, we have doggy bags:
Or perhaps you have a cat:
If you think my restaurant is strange,
then you probably wouldn't care for
the V Lounge at Opaque in Santa Monica, CA.
You are led into a pitch black dining room by a blind waiter.
(Yes, they really do hire specially trained vision impaired waitstaff.)
It's so dark you literally can't see your hand in front of your face, but that just highlights the flavors of your meal--& your dinner conversation!!
I haven't been there, but I assume their restrooms are lighted.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana----fishducky