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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

HOW THE ZEBRA GOT ITS STRIPES





Before I begin, I have a favor to ask.  Janie Junebug is trying to get 80 people to send cards to her ex-mother-in-law for her 80th birthday.  I've already sent mine.  I would consider it a personal favor if you would send one, too!!  Here's the link.   [JANIE]

(This story is from Fishducky's Fables.)

Did you know that a long time ago zebras had no stripes?  They looked like short chubby horses.  After extensive research, I have discovered how they got them.  Gather around me, little ones, and I will tell you what I’ve learned. 

Most zebras were completely satisfied being short and completely white, although they did have to go to the dry cleaners fairly often.  (They were notoriously messy eaters and the food they got on their white coats always showed.)  There was one zebra, however, who was not happy with the way he looked.  His name was Ziggy and he was one phat dude.  He wanted to stand out in a crowd.

He tried braying loudly,  but the other zebras said that made him sound like an ass.  He had his ears (and other parts) pierced, but he had trouble getting the rings and other jewelry in and out, because he didn’t have opposable hooves.  He commissioned some famous artists to paint his portrait—as they saw him—to get an idea of how he could change.  He sent them each a snapshot.  That didn’t work out too well.  Jackson Pollock saw him as a bunch of spots and paint dribbles.  Andy Warhol sent him back four pictures which were all the same, except for the colors, and one painting of a can of Campbell’s Cream of Zebra Soup—which frightened him!  Salvador Dali’s contribution looked like a bunch of zebra pieces which were stacked on each other every which way.

His friends came up with a plan.   They contacted “What Not to Wear” and told them Ziggy needed a makeover.  Since they had never worked with a zebra before, they were excited and came to Africa to secretly film him.  When they asked, he agreed to go to New York and bring all his clothes with him.  (That part was easy, because he didn’t have any!)  They decided he looked best in vertical black and white stripes because they made him look thinner, and he agreed.  Something had to be done with his mane, which had never before been professionally styled.  The hairdresser said it was much too long for his face and hid his beautiful eyelashes and gave him a crewcut.   He told Ziggy that all he had to do was to put some butch wax on it to keep it stiff.

Ziggy was absolutely thrilled with his new look!   He wowed the people who were at his welcoming back party.  In fact, so many zebras loved the way he looked that they started to copy him, but he didn’t mind, because he was first!  The “Ziggy Look” became so popular that, after a while, all baby zebras were born that way. 


From Carolyn at 








My kids learned this song in elementary school:

    

Happy Thanksgiving tomorrow!!

Are you all getting ready for Thanksgiving? 
PETA says today's turkeys are so fat, they can't stand up, 
they're prone to heart attacks, and they have trouble mating. 
No, I'm sorry, that's what the turkeys are saying about us. 
I had it backward. 







If you have to hug a porcupine, do it quickly--they're very stickly----fishducky

 




15 comments:

  1. Happy Thanksgiving!

    I'm still laughing at your Ketch/Kvetch comment.

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    1. That's HONESTLY how I read it!! Happy Thanksgiving to you!!

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  2. LOL Iike this story.
    Turkey jokes are funny too, although Turkey is still the healthiest foods after Salmon for people like the ones in my family.
    Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless.

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    1. I love turkey & everything that goes with it--have a Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  3. Cream of zebra soup? I loved all the art references. Take care and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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    1. That was one of Warhol's unsold paintings--Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  4. From Melynda: I love this story. It reminds me why I decided to change my look.. Now I wear sunglasses everywhere even inside. I've noticed that many other people are doing this.

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    1. Watch out for paparazzi--Happy Thanksgiving!!

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  5. THANK YOU! I'm getting a lot more responses about the cards. I love the artist references in the story. I feel sorry for the turkeys raised for eating, but I'm still cooking one tomorrow. Wild turkeys can fly. When I lived in Illinois, a few of them quite often decided to take off right in front of my car. It was disconcerting because they didn't fly very high.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!! I changed the link so that it takes people directly to the post where you explain what you want. I hope you get lots & lots of cards. I'm having turkey tomorrow, too. Happy Thanksgiving (to everyone but the turkeys)!!

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  6. Delightful explanation of the "Ziggy look".
    Butterballs comes from Arkansas and turkey was one of my favorite foods. However, they recently showed a turkey farm here on TV and I am still depressed. Yikes, what a disgusting way to live. Lets see, cows have adorable eyelashes, little pigs are cute, chickens have personalities and now I feel sorry for turkeys???. Phooey, I fear I see tofu in my future.

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  7. Happy thanksgiving. As a vegetarian I am happy with tofudelope.
    Card posted to Jane while I was out today. I hope it gets there in time.

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    1. Yum--tofudelope with dressing & gravy!! Thanks for sending Janie the card. Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Australia?

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    2. Nope, no Thanksgiving here. Though there is so much in my world to be grateful for that I try and recognise it every day. I should add that while I like tofu my partner refers to it as bean turd. NOT a shared meal...

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