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Monday, April 1, 2013

ODE TO THE PORCELAIN THRONE

Have you ever been away from home & found you had to take a leak  go potty  tinkle  take a dump  relieve yourself?  Of course you have!  I have two questions & I'd like a show of hands.  Who has ever gone into the restroom reserved for the opposite sex by mistake? Who has done it ON PURPOSE?
  
I have to admit, sometimes it's hard to tell which is which:

Usually--but not ALWAYS--that's very clear:



There are even some for very specific people:




Time CAN be of the essence:



But, even so, would you be willing to use these?:




Some social commentaries:











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