There are a lot of country songs out there with unbelievably sweet, absolutely lovely names, like the title of this post, which is the REAL title of a REAL song. So are these (just call me a sentimental old fool):
I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself or Go Bowling
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreen's & I Cried All the Way to Sears
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
If I Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out of Jail By Now
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
If I Killed You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out of Jail By Now
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels I'd Blow It All On You
If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
I Got Tears in My Ears From Lyin' on My Back in My Bed While I Cried Over You
May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
She Got the Gold Mine & I Got the Shaft
Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
All the Gold in California is in a Bank in the Middle of Beverly Hills in Somebody Else's Name
There Ain't Enough Room in My Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All my Lovin' For You
When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Goodbye
Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Sold a Car to the Guy Who Stole My Girl, But it Don't Run So We're Even
How Can I Miss you If You Won't Go Away
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink & I Don't Love You
In case you thought I was kidding:
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag--hey, that would be a great name for a country song!----fishducky
