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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

A BLOG ABOUT BUTTONS

Today's post is about buttons.


Not that kind of buttons!
This kind:
                         

                 


Well, not EXACTLY that kind, either.
Maybe one of these:









At the marriage counselor's office:





I meant the kind of buttons that
tell it like it is, like these:






These are the sayings that I think there would be a real market for if they were on buttons:

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!

2. Don't bother me--I'm living happily ever after.

3. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

4. This isn't an office.  It's Hell with florescent lighting.

5. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

6. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap!  You choose.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You!  Off my planet!

9.  I pretend to work.  They pretend to pay me.

10. Who are these kids & why are they calling me Mom?


I know--button my lip!----fishducky