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Wednesday, September 18, 2013

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HUGE YELLOW BIRD THAT LOVES WATER? MOBY DUCK!






Caution--Do not read this post if you are anatidaephobic!

Not anatidaephobic?
Read on:


HuffPost
This is a 16.5 meter high inflatable sculpture by Dutch conceptual artist Florentjin Hofman. It’s floating in Hong Kong’s Victoria Harbor, with the island skyline in the background.

Prefer your big ducks dry?
Take a look at this:
Wikipedia
This big duck is a building in Flanders, New York, on Long Island.  It was built in 1931 and used as a shop to sell ducks and duck eggs.  It is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. 

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a duck waddled up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the duck's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said
the duck, "Your name is written inside the cover."
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One of my all- time favorite jokes:

Farmer Jones goes to town to buy a duck. As he's heading home, he passes the local theater and notices that a film he really wanted to see is playing. Not wanting to miss the movie, Jones stuffs the duck in his pants and goes into the darkened theater. The duck has to breathe, so he unzips his fly. He sits down next to two old ladies, Thelma and Maude. 
During the movie the duck gets restless and sticks his head out. Maude looks over, pokes Thelma and says, "Look at that!  I can't believe it!" Thelma replies, "C'mon, don't tell me you've never seen one of those before." Maude answers, "Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!"
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"Everything at IKEA requires assembly. I asked for a feather pillow, and they gave me a duck."
--Todd Glass


When they're little, sometimes it's hard for them to stay awake:


You might (or might not)
be interested in THIS:

But I'm pretty sure you'll like these.
It's a short post (for me), so here are a lot of cartoons:















And, of course, everybody's used this:

I've run this video before,
but it's worth another go-round.  
Nobody could tell a joke like Buddy Hackett:



If you want to print out this post & carry it with you,
you could put it in here:



Kiss a duck & change your luck----fishducky