Friday, October 18, 2013



Canadian geese are known to fly in a "V" shaped as they migrate across the county. The lead goose in the "V" cuts through the air making it easier for the rest of the geese behind him. As that lead goose becomes tired, he will drop off and join one of the sides and a new lead goose will take over. This is done several times as they are flying long distances. So if you look up in the sky and see a "V" shape of geese and one side is longer than the other, do you know what that means?

A: There are more geese on that side.


If a one L-ama is a Tibet monk & a two L-ama is a South American pack animal, what is a three L-ama?

A: A really big fire.

A guy drove to the beach and parked his car close to the water's edge, not realizing it was low tide.  He then he went for a long hike up into the mountains. During his excursion, high tide came and then receded, completely submersing his car for a period of time in the process. When he finally returned to his car, he became very concerned. Why?


A: He found out that he had tuna in his Mercury!

Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve.  They find themselves at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter tells them that in order to enter, they must present something associated with Christmas.  The first man digs in his pocket & pulls out a cross, so he is allowed in.  The second man shows St. Peter a rosary, so in he goes.  The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.  St. Peter smiles, winks & lets him in.  Why?

A: St. Peter recognized the stockings--they were Carol's.

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds.  What do you have to add to make it weigh 12 pounds?

A: Holes.

In New Orleans, Louisiana, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.  Why?

A: You need a camera, instead.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A: Any way you want.  A raw egg will never crack a concrete floor!

You have five people to feed & two large potatoes.  Without using fractions, how do you make sure everyone gets an equal portion?

A: Make mashed potatoes.

Some people wonder what their purpose is in life--mine is to entertain you----fishducky