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Friday, March 21, 2014

#@%*&#@ COMPUTERS!!



If, by some strange circumstance, you are having difficulty with your computer & you do not wish to speak to someone in India, you may submit this form to us.  We sincerely hope to be of help.

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM

1. Describe your problem:
__________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
__________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor__
B. Minor__
C. Minor__
D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up__
B. Frozen__
C. Hung__
D. Shot__

6. Is your computer plugged in?
Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on?
Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself?
Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse?
Yes__ No__

10. Have you read the manual?
Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual?
Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?
Yes__No__

13. Do you think you understood it?
Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________________________________________

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line?
__________________________________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
__________________________________________

17. If "nothing" explain why you were logged in.
__________________________________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?
Yes__ No__

19. How does this problem make you feel?
__________________________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood.
__________________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes__ No__

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me?
Yes__ No__

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our Computer Problems Form. Please allow one week response time so that the problem will resolve itself or you will reboot your computer, most likely resolving the issue.

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Dee sent me these.  THANK YOU, DEE!!

Finally a computer setting I understand.....



INTERNET REALITY ....



















And I found these:





I wake up every day planning on being productive & then a voice in my head says, "Ha, ha, good one!" & we laugh & take a nap----fishducky

 








24 comments:

  1. You sure made me smile. I tried following somebody's site tonight and got a page saying I couldn't and should try again later. Tried following another site experimentally at random and got the same message from Google. I give up. Glad I already follow your site because your post cheered me up considerably. Thanks!

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  2. These are fantastic!! I sent one of those cartoons to my daughter immediately. I think she'd love a desk where the supports are a stove and washer. She'd never have to get up again. Well, maybe for the bathroom.

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    1. Soon the techs should figure out how to install a toilet app!!

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  3. Thanks for the stress buster. I am in the middle of computer trials and tribulations right now. Pray for me.

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    1. Our computer, which art in limbo...

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  4. Lots of chuckles there. I AM having computer trouble at present and that shotgun idea just may work.

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    1. My husband's uncle once shot & killed his tv--claimed it was an accident!!

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  5. HAhaaa ... these are great, Fran .... I relate to them all! .... Happy day to you!

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  6. I bought a new laptop last year because the old one could not get wireless except at home. Now the new one gets wireless everywhere except at home! It works just often enough so the geek squad just scratch their heads. If my neighbor ever puts an access code on his router I will be completely out of business.

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  7. So much fun here. Computers make some things in our lives easier but they bring along problems we couldn't have imagined before.

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  8. There are days when I would LOVE a delete button which worked that well. As long as it was directional...
    Thanks Fran, and Dee.

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    1. That's only ONE of the buttons I would like to have!!

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  9. I like the cat who sold the dog!

    Love,
    Janie

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  10. lol I just wrote about having computer issues awhile ago.. Beautiful. I would submit the form except it would probably get lost in the interweb.

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    1. Nothing ever gets lost in the inter.............!!

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  11. Ah computers can't live with them can't live without them, so limit their time to two hours a morning, and a few quick checks later on in the day but never at night.
    Merle............

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    1. I wish I knew how to limit my time on my computer. Surgery seems to be the only thing that works!!

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  12. "Are you sure you don't have the caps lock on?"
    "Have you tried a reboot?"
    "OK let me see..." [helpdesk person obviously Googles the problem]...

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.