"IF DR. SEUSS WAS A TECHNICAL WRITER" AND SOME OTHER STUFF

"IF DR. SEUSS WAS A TECHNICAL WRITER"

If a packet hits a pocket 
on a socket on a port, 
and the work is interrupted 
as a very last resort,

and the address of the memory 
makes your floppy disk abort, 
then the socket packet pocket 

has an error to report.  

If your cursor finds a menu item 
followed by a dash, 
and the double-clicking icon 
puts your window in the trash, 

and your data is corrupted 
cause the index doesn't hash, 
then your situation's hopeless 
and your system's gonna crash! 

If the label on the cable 
on the table at your house, 
says the network is connected 
to the button on your mouse, 

but your packets want to tunnel 
on another protocol, 
that's repeatedly rejected 
by the printer down the hall, 

and your screen is all distorted 
by the side effects of gauss, 
so your icons in the window 
are as wavy as a souse, 

then you may as well reboot 
and go out with a bang, 
cause as sure as I'm a poet, 
the sucker's gonna hang! 

When the copy of your floppy's 
getting sloppy on the disk, 
And the microcode instructions 
cause unnecessary risk, 

Then you have to flash your memory 
and you'll want to RAM your ROM 
Quickly turn off the computer 
and be sure to tell your mom!

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I don't remember this book:

Today you are You, that is truer than true!  There is no one alive that is Youer than You----Dr. Seuss (& fishducky)