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Monday, January 13, 2014

YOU EITHER LIKE BACON OR YOU'RE WRONG!


I always get the Bacon Brothers confused, so I made myself this cheat sheet:
Kevin N. Bacon - Actor 
Michael A. Bacon - Musician 
Chris P. Bacon - Delicious
jokebuddha.com

Of course, what makes breakfast in bed so special is you're lying down and eating bacon, the most beautiful thing on earth. Bacon's the best, even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. YEAAAA BACON!!!! You wanna hear how good bacon is? To improve other food they wrap it in bacon. If it wasn't for bacon we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. "Thank you, bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut the third"
Jim Gaffigan

Three couples go out to breakfast. The first husband says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey." The second man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sweetie." The third guy, perhaps not quite understanding the situation, says to his wife "Pass the bacon, you fat pig". 
jokes4us.com

There are MANY useful bacon products available.  Here is just a small sampling:


















Which look like this inside:

It has a place in politics:


Bacon can even be a major factor in the selection of a religion:


Bacon has been known to make news:

Some helpful signs:


Some deep philosophical thoughts on today's subject:







See a bacon wrapped 2014 
Ford Fiesta HERE:



Still have room for some cartoons?












This cartoon (thank you, Shirley) has nothing to do with today's post, 
but with the polar vortex I thought it was timely:







"Friends are like the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life"----Homer Simpson (& fishducky)