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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

EXCUSE ME, BUT WOULD YOU PLEASE ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS?

xkcd: Refrigerator


Being the deep thinker that I am, naturally I have many unanswered questions. Among them are:



When cannibals eat a missionary, do they get a taste of religion?

Should someone keep their job as a banker if they lose interest?

Why isn't fat the past tense of fit?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too? 
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? 

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
 

Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
If my mind is sharp as a tack, why is my body like Jello?

Why do math teachers have so many problems?

Why don't relief maps show restrooms?

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? 

Why are double negatives a no-no?

Why can't I remember jokes about amnesia?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their behind when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is Braille available on drive-up ATM's?

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

How can there be such a thing as a "self help group"?

My husband thinks I'm a skeptic.  Why don't I believe him?

During World War II, how did Japanese pilots train for kamikaze missions?

If you tell a joke in the forest & nobody hears it, was it still a joke?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? 

Isn't sweat really just fat crying?

Life is full of uncertainties--or could I be wrong about that?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose? 

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? 


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

It used to be that the only things that were inevitable were death & taxes.  Doesn't that now include shipping & handling?

If we are put on earth to help others, what are the others here for?


I do know how to tell who your 
real friends are:



















There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots----fishducky