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Friday, May 16, 2014

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES




My friend asked his grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5."
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Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, "Mommy, it's raining dumplings!" 
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Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
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"Kidioms" is a word invented by Robyn at hollowtreeventures.com.  The following kidioms are mine:

Don’t put all your Legos in one basket, leave some on the floor.

When it rains, it pours & it’s easier to drive Mommy crazy.

Don't burn your bridges behind you; it pisses off the fire department.

Ask a silly question & mommy will put it in her blog.

A father & his money are soon parted.

Money doesn’t grow in Daddy’s wallet.

The best things in life are candy & ice cream.

Take care of the pennies & your brothers will take care of themselves.

Money talks—it always says “Goodbye.”

Never a borrower nor a stealer be.  

A brat & his allowance are soon parted.

Money is the root of all new toys & games.
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GOOD ADVICE FROM REAL KIDS (These are from ArcaMax)

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."  

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'  Don't answer." 

"Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."

"Stay away from prunes."

"Don't pull your Dad's finger when he tells you to."

"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." 

"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment." 

"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac." 

"Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time." 

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."  

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."

"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."  

"Never try to baptize a cat." 

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Please take a look at Haley-Eszti's post today.  (link) 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? ----fishducky