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Wednesday, October 22, 2014

WHY CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO DRINK UNTIL THEY’RE AT LEAST IN THE 1ST GRADE






Children below the age of 1st graders should not be permitted to drink.
They may put themselves at risk of embarrassment & even injury.

To illustrate my case here are small children after having a few drinks:

They think faces like this are a come-on:

They conduct themselves inappropriately in public:

Their depth perception is all over the place.
They cannot find food even if it’s right on their nose.
Seriously, they just can’t seem 
to get their food into their mouths:


They are totally unable to predict when they’re about to pass out:

They continually find themselves in totally inexplicable situations:

They have absolutely no coordination:

They will fall asleep anywhere. 
There is no position too uncomfortable.

They have poor impulse control:

They often fall asleep on or near toilets:

They have no sense of shame:

They often get loud & think they're the life of the party:

They are easily startled by sudden movements:

They'll do things they're not supposed to & then
blame it on the pets:


They don’t know when to stop drinking:

They often fall asleep with their shoes on:

They trip over invisible objects:

They cannot see large things that are in their way:

The smallest job becomes impossible to complete:

They’re terrible at judging distances:


Though they may be obsessed with finding something to eat...

...they often don’t make it that far:

They’re constantly hurting themselves:

They may draw on their drinking buddies’ faces when they pass out:

They can often be found with their heads in the toilet:

And they have absolutely no shame about being seen without pants on:
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There should also be laws regarding alcohol consumption by animals:








It's important that people develop healthy eating habits:

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it----fishducky