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Friday, June 19, 2015

*"IT'S DEJA VU ALL OVER AGAIN!!"




* A quote from Yogi Berra



You've probably heard of "deja vu," the illusion of having previously experienced a situation that is happening now. Here are some related expressions.

I feel like I've...

...seen this strange animal before: deja gnu

...smelled this bad odor before: deja phew

...visited this menagerie before: deja zoo

...scared this person before: deja boo

...read this mystery book before: deja clue

...been in this courtroom before: deja sue

...had this bad hangover before: deja rue

...expanded this way before: deja grew

...seen this slime before: deja goo

...learned this stuff before: deja knew


...met this rabbi before: deja Jew

...waited in this line before: deja queue


...gotten rid of this pest before: deja shoo

...forgotten my next line before: deja cue

...eaten this dinner before: deja stew


...read about Winnie before: deja Pooh

...dated this person before: deja woo

...forgotten your name before: deja who

...seen these twins before: deja two

...tasted this beer before: deja brew


...stepped in this dog shit before: deja doodoo

...seen this Indian before: deja Sioux


...used this Kleenex before: deja blew

...had these things stick together before: deja glue

...came up with this idea before: deja new


...used these tools before: deja screw

...fed these pigeons before: deja coo

...sketched this portrait before: deja drew


...ridden this train before: deja choo choo

...ended this relationship before: deja through

...felt this ill before: deja flu

...sheared this sheep before: deja ewe

...munched on this gum ball before: deja chew

...sat through this sermon before: deja pew

...played in this wet grass before: deja dew

...admired this scenery before: deja oooh

...lost it under the bed before: deja shoe

...exposed the
 facts before: deja true

...had this feeling of deja vu before: deja, too

...seen this tree before: deja yew

...used this restroom in the UK before: deja loo

...cut down this tree before: deja hew

...didn't have many followers before: deja few

...prepared this sauce before: deja roux

...was this tall before: deja grew

...was this sad before: deja boo hoo

...worn this fancy dress before: deja frou frou

...been on this plane, met all the flight attendants, looked out the window & seen the clear sky before: deja flew, deja crew, deja view & deja blue
ArcaMax (& fishducky—mostly fishducky)















Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before----fishducky 

 






15 comments:

  1. My life has been one long string of deja vu moments, recently not so much, but I've certainly had my share and probably someone else's too.

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    1. For me, too--unfortunately!!

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    2. I have thought of another. The same sh*t over and over again? Deja pooh.

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    3. Sort of like ...stepped in this dog shit before: deja doodoo?

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  3. And my personal favorite (especially during elections) Déjà Moo - that feeling you've heard this bull shit before.

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    1. I HAD to separate that one--it's perfect!!

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  4. I have the feeling I've remembered that forgotten song before. ;)

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    1. If it's a Sinatra song, it could be deja scoobey, doobey doo!!

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  5. I had a weird feeling I knew who'd like that cartoon--deja you!!

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