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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

I’M LOOKING FOR A NAVAJO MOOSE WHO’S JEWISH



(Reworked from a 2012 post.)

I understand Navajo moose who are Jewish are very rare creatures & there may be some in hiding out there!  Please be on the lookout.

This is the Hebrew letter "Chai".  It means "Life":


This is a gold "Chai" pendant:

 
This was listed on Ebay as a sterling silver pendant of a Navajo moose.  
My theory is that neither the Navajo artist or the seller is Jewish,
but the moose is!  
What do you think?


     
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 As long as I'm on the subject of animals, some of you may feel that I have treated cats unfairly in previous posts.  I'm an equal opportunity blogger, so here is some stuff about dogs:

The following ad appeared in a newspaper:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)
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FBI Dog

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the computer, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect dog specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"


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BEWARE OF THE DOG

Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
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 This should prove that dogs are smarter than cats:












It doesn’t seem right to leave out other 
intelligent animals like penguins:





Or chickens:










Bow wow, arf arf & cluck cluck to you!----fishducky

 


16 comments:

  1. All those moose, (mooses? meeses?) and not a single chocolate one *sigh*

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    1. Everybody loves walking, squawking Oreos!!

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  3. Great cartoons today...well everyday, but especially today.

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    1. I approve of the fact that you approved of the cartoons I approved of for today's post!!

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    1. One doesn't always use one's best judgment in such a magical place!!

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  5. Meow! I love the bilingual dog and the Pepsi ad. The moose is indeed Jewish. I decree that it is so. Time to fix dinner for Franklin and Penelope. I'm sure they'll purr their thanks.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. That Pepsi ad is one of my favorites. I wasn't sure if the moose was Jewish--I couldn't tell if he'd been circumcised!!

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  6. Love the dogs lying on their computer profile.

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    1. There are certain breeds that can't be trusted!!

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  7. I found the lavatory retriever fetching.

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    1. Please do not out-clever the author!!

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  8. I love the comparison of Penguins with an Oreo Cookie.
    Also I love the symbol of life. I learned a new word today. Chai is life wow. In India Chai is a hot cup of tea.

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