Notice of extension of 5 posts a week:
In spite of a dearth Due to an abundance of requests to continue, I am going to post Monday through Friday until my brain is empty!!
This video has nothing to do with today's theme.
I found it online for Super Bowl Sunday & it's too
funny not to share!!
At one time I considered having a boob job; taking them off my stomach & putting them back on my chest where they used to be. Now, since my boobs are referred to in the singular (see my post-mastectomy post here) I wonder if I could get it done for half price. I checked to see what some celebrities had to say about plastic surgery & here's what I found:
"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."— Rita Rudner
"Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon."— Tia Carrere
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."— Groucho Marx
"Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery." and “I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die, they will donate my body to Tupperware.”— Joan Rivers
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."— Dolly Parton
"One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips. People will then be literally kissing ass."— Dave Barry