Warming up for Valentine's Day Saturday!!
This was sent to me by one of my Duckies, Carole:
A group of women were at a seminar on how to
live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you
love your husband?" All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the
last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday,
and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their
cell phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The women were then instructed to exchange
phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received,
in response.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If
you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who else
would reply in such a succinct
and honest way?
1.
Who the hell is this?
2.
Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3.
Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?
4.
What now? Did you crash the car again?
5.
I don't understand what you mean…
6.
What the heck did you do now?
8.
Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need!
9.
Am I dreaming?
10.
If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11.
I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12.
Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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A heartfelt apology:
Dear Marty,
I have been unable to
sleep since I made you break off your engagement to my daughter. Will you
forgive and forget?
I was much too
sensitive about your Mohawk, your tattoo and your pierced nose and nipples. I
now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not
have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held a job.
I am also very sure
that some other very nice people live under the bridge in the park, too. It's
not important that my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you instead of
going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything
about life from books.
I sometimes forget how
backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and
you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely, Your future
father-in-law.
P.S. Congratulations
on winning the lottery!
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A valentine for someone you're not too excited about:
A double dose of cartoons today!!
I bought you a box of chocolates--they were delicious!!----fishducky
