1st post: PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED
(You may
wish to delay reading this until you have more free time.)
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of
bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds
the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries and a reprieve
from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount
of time given.
7. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
8. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my
mind.
9. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the
first word, when I get around to it.
10. I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
ArcaMax
VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE
2nd post: GO, VAN GOGH, GO!!
VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE
His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stopan Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
His magician uncle – Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin - Amee Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stopan Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia - U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois - Chica Gogh
His magician uncle – Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin - Amee Gogh
His
Mexican cousin's American brother-in-law, Grin Gogh
The British musician cousin- Ring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh
His psychoanalyst nephew – E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh
The aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
The British musician cousin- Ring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach - Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle - Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt - Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle - Flaming Gogh
His psychoanalyst nephew – E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin - Man Gogh
The aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew - Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
A sister who loved disco - Go Gogh
His fashionista grandmother – Indi Gogh
His
always reminiscing aunt – Longa Gogh
His niece who traveled the country in
a van - Winnie Bay Gogh
Arcamax
Of
course Vincent Van Gogh was notoriously vague. Whatever you said to him just
went in one and straight out the same ear.
Sickipedia.org
Sickipedia.org
He was never much of a dancer, though. He just
never really had much of an ear for rhythm.
memebase.cheezburger.com
Vincent van Gogh did not actually cut off his ear.
He only cut off a small
portion of his ear lobe,
but don't let that stop you from enjoying these cartoons:
You need MONET to buy DEGAS to make the VAN GOGH----fishducky (& lots of other people)
