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Thursday, March 26, 2015

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?






















Perhaps the best response to the question “What are you thinking?” was offered on "Married With Children" by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"
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I was recently in the office of a doctor I hadn’t seen before.  His office was small & had several paintings hanging in the waiting room.  They were all signed by the same person & judging by their poor quality, it was my guess they were done by his wife.  Having them there would be a positive thing for his marriage, but not so much for his patients.  I’m glad he didn’t ask how I liked them!! 
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Don’t Assume You Know What Someone’s Thinking Dept.:
Part 1

An American attorney had just finished a guest lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in your county and then sue the landowners for lots of money?" 

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian. When they stopped, the American attorney asked if they wanted to go to America to practice law. 

"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America and fall down on sidewalks."
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Don’t Assume You Know What Someone’s Thinking Dept.:
Part 2

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus & sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says, 'You go up there & tell him off.”  She thinks about how nice the man is & says that she’s going to do just that.  The man says, “Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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A man comes to a woman’s house a little early to pick her up for their blind date.  She lets him in & asks him to wait in the living room while she finishes getting ready.  He notices several paintings (by an obviously untalented artist) & is intently studying them when she walks in.  She sees him looking at the “art” & says, “Do you like them?  I painted all of them myself.”  He blurts out without thinking, “Oh, thank heaven!  I was afraid you’d bought them!”  I have no idea how their date went.
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They even have a game about it:

In case you want to understand how your child thinks:










Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside----fishducky