While trying (unsuccessfully) to make a left turn I got T-boned by another car. The paramedics (Are ALL paramedics cute? It may be a job requirement.) thought I had two broken wrists. It turned out only one was actually broken. I now have a 7” plate in my arm. My new Mustang, which had less than 1,000 miles on it, suffered extensive damage. It’s all better now. The paramedics caused me more (mental) pain than the accident did. They took scissors & cut off my brand new black leather jacket. I loved that jacket! I’d bought it in a consignment shop, but it was new to me.
I broke my arm last April (I fell down in my hallway) & it didn't heal properly, so until very recently I wasn't able to pull up my own underwear without a great deal of pain. My son, my husband & I were talking about online dating. I said I should put my name out there with the description, "Old broad who can't pull up her own underwear." Blake thought that should get me several hits!!
"My dad's a writer. His favorite expression is 'The pen's mightier than the sword,' which I believed for a long time. Until I moved into the city, and I got into a fight with this guy. He cut me up real bad, and I drew a mustache on his face...and then I wrote him a nasty letter." --Kevin Brennan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I love my dentist. He has an X ray of his family in the waiting room." --Robert G. Lee~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How long can insects live without their heads?
Some insects, after their head is severed, may live for as much as
a year. They react automatically to light, temperature, humidity, chemicals,
and other stimuli. We all know some people like that, don't we?
Some insects, after their head is severed, may live for as much as a year. They react automatically to light, temperature, humidity, chemicals, and other stimuli. We all know some people like that, don't we?
Not really, since they actually don't have a central nervous system, which in effect, is the brain. So there is no pain reflex such as humans have. If lobsters felt pain that acutely, they would hardly amputate or spontaneously drop their claws, both of which have been observed by researchers.
The little toe: completely useless except to remind you that your pain sensory receptors still work.
Why are men with pierced ears better prepared for marriage?
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. --Rita Rudner
A childbirth instructor says it's not pain that women feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Has anyone besides me had the urge during childbirth to yell, "Get this thing out of me!!"? (It still counts if you yelled the same thing nine months earlier.)
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no , no . --George Carlin
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the s of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. --Emo Phillips~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A man has been in a lot of pain, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten years? Months? Weeks? What?"
Have you ever had sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia?
I bet you have!!
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Some of them have had it.
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How an actor prepares himself to show pain:
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong----fishducky