Do you live with a prankster?
Fortunately, I don't!!
But if you do, here are some things they might try today.
This knowledge might help you avoid getting pranked
or they could be used for retaliation!!
Put googly eyes on the stuff in the refrigerator.
Tell them you made a pan of "brownies".
Make them a moldy sandwich.
(Food coloring goes on the outside of the plastic bag!!)
Sew a sock partway across.
Leave a surprise in the mailbox.
Use "money" as a bookmark.
Cover their soap with a coat of clear nail polish.
(Be sure to allow time to dry!!)
Epoxy coins to the sidewalk.
Make a batch of yummy candied
Here are some suggestions from ladycreate-a-lot.blogspot.com/2011/03/april-fools-day:
Spray nozzle or taped faucets- this one's kind of sentimental for me... THIS is the VERY PRANK that fueled my fire and love for this holiday! The first April we were married, my husband took a rubber band and wound it tightly around the kitchen sink's spray nozzle and left it aimed at where my face would be. When I turned on the water, it DRENCHED me! Of course he knew that meant war!! Twelve years later, we're still going strong!
Fingernail polish spill- take a piece of wax paper and a bottle of fingernail polish that you don't mind ruining. Spill out contents onto paper, let dry, peel paper off, and leave on victim's clothing or an important document. You may want to do this one a week in advance. It takes quite a while for the polish to dry. I'd recommend using quick-dry nail polish and a hairdryer. If your "spill" doesn't peel off the wax paper very well, just cut around it as close to the edges as possible.
Blue teeth/ numb mouth- put a small drop of food coloring in center of toothbrush. Make sure to use the same color as the bristles. ALSO, you could put some Oragel Numbing Gel deep in the base of the bristles... one of my FAVE'S!
Icy Hot/Bengay or thumbtack toilet seat- smear a small amount of Icy Hot or Bengay on the toilet seat and wipe it mostly off so you can't tell it's there. TRUST ME, it doesn't take much for it to work! You could also line the toilet seat with thumb tacks!!
Glue the end of a toilet paper roll onto itself so the victim can't find it!
Taped light switch- My kids LOVE this one! They seem to forget I do it every year, too! Just tape it down so they can't turn the light on.
Vaseline door knob- place a glob under the bottom of door knob so you can't see it.
TP the bed- While victim is sleeping, roll toilet paper under and over the bed so when they wake up, they're stuck!
Whoopi cushion on chair... you could also use bubble wrap!
Shoe surprise- you can stick either legos, small water balloons, or frozen coins inside victims shoes.
Cereal box/candy bag swap-out in original packaging
Set your friends/family up to think you've prepped a whole bunch a pranks for them... them do nothing and watch them nervously anticipate tricks that never happen all day. This is the lazy-holidayer's approach. Oh well, at least it's something!
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