I can't decide which I want. ArcaMax has been kind enough to do some research on the two for me:
FAVORITE FOOD
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
METHOD USED TO END UNDESIRABLE BEHAVIOR
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
AFTER DESTRUCTION OF PERSONAL PROPERTY
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
FAVORITE TRICK
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
METHOD USED TO END UNDESIRABLE BEHAVIOR
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
AFTER DESTRUCTION OF PERSONAL PROPERTY
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
FAVORITE TRICK
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
COMIC PAGE HERO
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
FUN WAY TO MESS WITH
THEIR HEADS
Dogs: peanut butter on
roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
CONSEQUENCE OF VIRUS
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
WIDELY IGNORED GOVERNMENT MANDATE
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
WASTE DISPOSAL TOOL
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
SENSITIVE INTERNAL PROCEDURES
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
SENSITIVE INTERNAL PROCEDURES
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once
METHOD OF MARKING
TERRITORY
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
UNIQUE BEHAVIORDogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
INEXPLICABLE PHYSICAL FEATURE
Dogs: tail
Computers: scroll lock key
ESTIMATED LIFESPAN
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
AT END OF USEFUL LIFE
Dogs: euthanasia
Computers: tax deduction
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This has nothing to do with with computers,
but I was reminded of my first dog while seeing this picture.
My dad was working in a grocery store & he got a very large cardboard box (about 3'x3') which probably held toilet paper. It was about 3/4 filled with shredded paper. Sitting on top of the paper was an 8 week old pitch black Cocker Spaniel puppy. I was 5 or 6 & didn't have too much imagination at the time--we named her Inky.
Now back to our regularly scheduled post:
I still can't figure it out.
And what if--like the top picture--I get both
& the dog likes to use the computer?
The doctor said I've got this little piece of brain
lodged in my skull, but when they get it out, I'll be fine----fishducky
