(A reworked post from 2013 with 100% new cartoons!!)
Some of my blogging friends have found themselves in the doldrums as far as coming up with ideas for future posts are concerned. Out of the goodness of my heart I am offering these 34 suggestions, which are available for the low price of $5.00 each, or 3 for $10.00. The first one alone is worth the cost!!
1. How to steal other people's blog ideas.
2. Why boot camp is not good for shoes.
3. Barbie is a slut.
4. I do not play well with others & I don't care.
5. How manicure scissors can be a big help in doing jigsaw puzzles.
6. How to paint a masterpiece in 3 minutes.
7. Does your car need training wheels?
8. How to stay a close family until Daddy's parole comes through.
9. Einstein was wrong--E actually = mc17.
10. Listen to your mother even if she's stupid.
11. Goldilocks & the 21 bears--the complete story.
12. The Lone Ranger & Tonto were secretly married.
13. Why I should rule the world.
14. Harry Potter is really a girl.
15. Raising elephants in your apartment.
16. How to get fat.
17. Diseases are not good for you.
18. Somebody has to say it!
19. Federal prison is not so bad.
20. Why men?
21. May I have your money?
22. Hollywood is calling me.
23. If I owned my own company, I wouldn't work for me.
24. Things it is illegal to bring to Show & Tell.
25. Convincing your boss you're too sick to work.
26. How to get your parents to do your homework.
27. How to cheat & get away with it.
28. Why pedophiles generally do not make good school bus drivers..
29. Keeping the profit from Girl Scout Cookie sales.
30. Why vegetables can be harmful to your health.
31. Things I learned from watching cartoons on TV.
32. Why it is fun to trip people who use canes or crutches.