Tuesday, July 7, 2015


Still, I've been thinking...

Some people are like Slinky’s . . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 

Why is it that a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail and you succeed, which have you done? 

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might clean them?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?----fishducky