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Monday, September 7, 2015

WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN?







(Reworked old reruns week--originally published 9/7/12)

WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
…if I can’t decide when to get out of bed?


WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if the Jews had to cross the desert again without the internet?


WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if you gave your wife one too many suggestions?


WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if you were forced to be spontaneous?


WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if you were only as smart as Ralph?


WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if your scale made you feel like this?

Could you do this?



WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if your kids are dissatisfied at home?

…or when they become teenagers?




WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
is what I’m sure this man asked himself:



AND WHAT’S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
if you don’t write all this stuff down?


I was in my car, alone, on a long road trip.  I was getting really hungry but nothing looked great so I stopped at a restaurant that looked just so-so.  I asked myself, “How bad can it be?”  I found out!!----fishducky