Working in a supermarket shouldn't stop you from having fun & it didn't for the people who posted these actual signs & displays which I found on BuzzFeed. Of course, stupidity and/or laziness may also have been a factor. Oddly enough, most of them have to do with booze!!
That was the only thing on my list:
Their version of take out:
Like a pajama party,
but everyone's wearing spinach!!
No kid of mine's going to get scurvy:
Have you ever played Duck, Duck, Goose
with the real thing?
Go ahead, pick your nose:
Logical!!
Maybe you'd rather buy in bulk?
It's time to leave.
A young
man was walking through a
supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old
lady following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the
checkout line, but she got in front of him.
“Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if my staring at
you has made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look just like my son,
who I haven’t seen in a long time.”
“That’s a shame,” replied the young man, “Is there anything I
can do for you?”
“Yes,” she said, “as I’m leaving, can you say
‘Goodbye, Mother!’ It would make me feel so much better.”
“Sure,” answered the young man. As the old
woman was leaving, he called
out, “Goodbye, Mother!” As he stepped up to the checkout
counter, he saw that his total was $147.50. “How can that be?” he
asked, “I only bought a few things!”
“Your mother said that you would pay for her,”
said the clerk.
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A woman
walks into a supermarket & buys
one bar of soap, a toothbrush, a tube of
toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a pint of milk, one single serving cereal box
& a single serving frozen dinner. The guy at the checkout looks at her and says
"Single, are you?" The woman replies very sarcastically "How did
you guess?" He replies, "Because you're ugly."
Supermarketpage.com
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They soon came to the ice
cream aisle & the little girl again asked for a treat. When told she
couldn't have one she began to cry. The mother said gently, “There,
there, Cindy, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go & then we'll be at the checkout
stand.”
When they got to the conveyor belt the little girl immediately began to demand the candy next to the
checkout stand. Finally she threw a tantrum when her mother wouldn’t let
her have any. The mother calmed her saying, “Cindy, we'll be through this
line in two minutes & then we can go home and have a glass of milk and a
nap.”
Joe followed them out to
the parking lot & stopped the woman to compliment her on her child
management.
The mother turned &
replied, “Oh, no, I'm Cindy. My little girl's name is Dorothy.”
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A friend of ours
used to own a supermarket. He had fliers printed every week to advertise
sales.These included his slogan, "Lowest in price, highest in
quality". One week there was a slight error
in the fliers--they read, "Lowest in price, lowest in quality"!!
Supermarket automatic doors open for me;
therefore, I am----Craig Bruce (& fishducky)
