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Friday, November 27, 2015

WHY WOMEN LIVE LONGER THAN MEN or I KNOW YOU'RE PISSED, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BITE MY HEAD OFF!!




Women live longer because we don't have the weird need to

Work under things that may fall & squash us:


Women can tell the difference between a power mower & a helicopter:




Women will wear a hat or carry an umbrella when they need shade:

Women do not like to get their shoes wet:

Women respect the law of gravity:

 Women know the dangers of smoking in certain areas:

Women may stick their noses where they don't belong,
but never their whole head:

A woman prefers to work on a surface larger than she is: 


Women know they cannot fly:



Words escape me on this one: 

Electricity & water--enough said: 

Women understand the proper use of ladders:



And while some women still do stupid things,
we'll never catch up to the men!!:


An old but still funny Alan King routine:
He has since died, but yes--he was survived by his wife!!















All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one----fishducky