NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
CLASSES FOR MEN:
CHANGING YOUR UNDERWEAR
Moving from weekly to daily--it is possible
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE
TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET PAPER ROLLS; DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of expertsStep by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET PAPER ROLLS; DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING
Open forum
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
CLASSES FOR WOMEN:
UP IN WINTER, DOWN IN SUMMER - HOW TO ADJUST A THERMOSTAT
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
WHICH TAKES MORE ENERGY - PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR BITCHING ABOUT IT FOR 3 HOURS?
Round Table Discussion
IS IT POSSIBLE TO DRIVE PAST A WAL-MART WITHOUT STOPPING?
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
WHICH TAKES MORE ENERGY - PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR BITCHING ABOUT IT FOR 3 HOURS?
Round Table Discussion
IS IT POSSIBLE TO DRIVE PAST A WAL-MART WITHOUT STOPPING?
Group Debate
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A PURSE AND A SUITCASE
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A PURSE AND A SUITCASE
Pictures and
Explanatory Graphics
CURLING IRONS--CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE BATHROOM CABINET?
Examples on Video
CURLING IRONS--CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE BATHROOM CABINET?
Examples on Video
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HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS DURING COMMERCIALS AND BE QUIET DURING THE PROGRAM
Help Line Support and Support Groups
CAN A BATH BE TAKEN WITHOUT 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS?
Open Forum
HEALTH WATCH--THEY MAKE MEDICINE FOR PMS - USE IT!
Public Health Nurses will lead discussion
HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS DURING COMMERCIALS AND BE QUIET DURING THE PROGRAM
Help Line Support and Support Groups
CAN A BATH BE TAKEN WITHOUT 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS?
Open Forum
HEALTH WATCH--THEY MAKE MEDICINE FOR PMS - USE IT!
Public Health Nurses will lead discussion
I WAS WRONG AND HE WAS RIGHT!
Real Life Testimonials
HOW TO PARALLEL PARK IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT AN INSURANCE CLAIM
Driving Simulations
HOW TO APPLY BRAKES WITHOUT THROWING PASSENGERS THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
HOW TO PARALLEL PARK IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT AN INSURANCE CLAIM
Driving Simulations
HOW TO APPLY BRAKES WITHOUT THROWING PASSENGERS THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD
Driving Simulations
HOW TO SHOP BY YOURSELF
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
THE STOVE/OVEN--WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT IS USED
Live Demonstration
HOW TO SHOP BY YOURSELF
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered
THE STOVE/OVEN--WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT IS USED
Live Demonstration
IF THERE IS SUFFICIENT INTEREST, THE FOLLOWING WOMEN'S CLASSES WILL BE OFFERED:
SILENCE, THE FINAL FRONTIER: WHERE NO WOMAN HAS GONE BEFORE
THE UNDISCOVERED SIDE OF BANKING: MAKING DEPOSITS
PARTIES: GOING WITHOUT NEW OUTFITS
MAN MANAGEMENT: MINOR HOUSEHOLD CHORES CAN WAIT TILL AFTER THE GAME
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE I: MEN NEED SPACE IN THE BATHROOM CABINET TOO.
BATHROOM ETIQUETTE II: HIS RAZOR IS HIS
COMMUNICATION SKILLS I: TEARS: THE LAST RESORT, NOT THE FIRST.
COMMUNICATION SKILLS II: THINKING BEFORE SPEAKING
COMMUNICATION SKILLS III: GETTING WHAT YOU WANT WITHOUT NAGGING
DRIVING A CAR SAFELY: A SKILL YOU CAN ACQUIRE
TELEPHONE SKILLS: HOW TO HANG UP
INTRODUCTION TO PARKING
ADVANCED PARKING: BACKING INTO A SPACE
WATER RETENTION: FACT OR FAT
COOKING I: BRINGING BACK BACON, EGGS AND BUTTER
COOKING II: BRAN AND TOFU ARE NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
COOKING III: HOW NOT TO INFLICT YOUR DIETS ON OTHER PEOPLE
COMPLIMENTS: ACCEPTING THEM GRACEFULLY
PMS: YOUR PROBLEM . . . NOT HIS
DANCING: WHY MEN DON'T LIKE TO
CLASSIC CLOTHING: WEARING OUTFITS YOU ALREADY HAVE
DUST: A HARMLESS NATURAL OCCURRENCE ONLY WOMEN NOTICE
INTEGRATING YOUR LAUNDRY: WASHING IT ALL TOGETHER
OIL AND GAS: YOUR CAR NEEDS BOTH
UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES,
DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.
Here are the lyrics to the same song:
My husband’s greatest fear is there is no such thing as PMS and this is really my personality----fishducky
