CLASSES FOR MEN & WOMEN (REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2015)

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

CLASSES FOR MEN:

CHANGING YOUR UNDERWEAR

Moving from weekly to daily--it is possible

 

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET PAPER ROLLS; DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? 

Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER

Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING

Open forum 

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available 

CLASSES FOR WOMEN:

UP IN WINTER, DOWN IN SUMMER - HOW TO ADJUST A THERMOSTAT
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation


WHICH TAKES MORE ENERGY - PUTTING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, OR BITCHING ABOUT IT FOR 3 HOURS?
Round Table Discussion


IS IT POSSIBLE TO DRIVE PAST A WAL-MART WITHOUT STOPPING?

Group Debate

FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A PURSE AND A SUITCASE

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics

CURLING IRONS--CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE BATHROOM CABINET?
Examples on Video

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HOW TO ASK QUESTIONS DURING COMMERCIALS AND BE QUIET DURING THE PROGRAM
Help Line Support and Support Groups

CAN A BATH BE TAKEN WITHOUT 14 DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAPS AND SHAMPOOS?
Open Forum

HEALTH WATCH--THEY MAKE MEDICINE FOR PMS - USE IT!
Public Health Nurses will lead discussion

I WAS WRONG AND HE WAS RIGHT!

Real Life Testimonials

HOW TO PARALLEL PARK IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES WITHOUT AN INSURANCE CLAIM
Driving Simulations

HOW TO APPLY BRAKES WITHOUT THROWING PASSENGERS THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD

Driving Simulations

HOW TO SHOP BY YOURSELF
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

THE STOVE/OVEN--WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT IS USED
Live Demonstration

IF THERE IS SUFFICIENT INTEREST, THE FOLLOWING WOMEN'S CLASSES WILL BE OFFERED:

SILENCE, THE FINAL FRONTIER: WHERE NO WOMAN HAS GONE BEFORE

THE UNDISCOVERED SIDE OF BANKING: MAKING DEPOSITS

PARTIES: GOING WITHOUT NEW OUTFITS

MAN MANAGEMENT: MINOR HOUSEHOLD CHORES CAN WAIT TILL AFTER THE GAME

BATHROOM ETIQUETTE I: MEN NEED SPACE IN THE BATHROOM CABINET TOO.

BATHROOM ETIQUETTE II: HIS RAZOR IS HIS

COMMUNICATION SKILLS I: TEARS: THE LAST RESORT, NOT THE FIRST.

COMMUNICATION SKILLS II: THINKING BEFORE SPEAKING

COMMUNICATION SKILLS III: GETTING WHAT YOU WANT WITHOUT NAGGING

DRIVING A CAR SAFELY: A SKILL YOU CAN ACQUIRE

TELEPHONE SKILLS: HOW TO HANG UP

INTRODUCTION TO PARKING

ADVANCED PARKING: BACKING INTO A SPACE

WATER RETENTION: FACT OR FAT

COOKING I: BRINGING BACK BACON, EGGS AND BUTTER

COOKING II: BRAN AND TOFU ARE NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

COOKING III: HOW NOT TO INFLICT YOUR DIETS ON OTHER PEOPLE

COMPLIMENTS: ACCEPTING THEM GRACEFULLY

PMS: YOUR PROBLEM . . . NOT HIS

DANCING: WHY MEN DON'T LIKE TO

CLASSIC CLOTHING: WEARING OUTFITS YOU ALREADY HAVE

DUST: A HARMLESS NATURAL OCCURRENCE ONLY WOMEN NOTICE

INTEGRATING YOUR LAUNDRY: WASHING IT ALL TOGETHER

OIL AND GAS: YOUR CAR NEEDS BOTH

UPON COMPLETION OF ANY OF THE ABOVE COURSES, 

DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.

Here are the lyrics to the same song:

My husband’s greatest fear is there is no such thing as PMS and this is really my personality----fishducky