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Thursday, January 14, 2016

I GOT THE RESULTS OF MY IQ TEST BACK--THEY WERE NEGATIVE


This test is much harder than it looks:


MENTAL FITNESS EVALUATION

This test is to ascertain your mental state now.  If you get one right you are doing okay -- if you get none right you better go for counselling.


There are 4 test questions.  Don't miss one.


Giraffe test
1...How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?  Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.































The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




Elephant Test

2...How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


































Did you say open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?  Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.   This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.




Lion King Test


3...The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




























Correct Answer: The Elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.   This tests your memory.


Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





Crocodile Test


4...There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage it?


































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.  Haven't you been listening?  All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

Some tests are easy & sometimes
the instructor will even help you out:





Some are a little more difficult:






And with some it helps to be inventive:








And some are better left unanswered:












In case you're interested:

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?----fishducky

 



















8 comments:

  1. So does someone with a broken fibula have to tell the truth? Or can they tell whoppers?

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  2. I found myself!
    "I'm just smart enough to never take an IQ test."
    That's me.

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  3. I failed my IQ test, I misspelled IQ.

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    1. Not surprising--IQ is hard to spell!!

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  4. Thank goodness there isn't Caller IQ. No one would take my calls.

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.