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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

STUPID STUFF POLITICIANS SAID





These are actual quotes from politicians--people the public have elected to office ostensibly because they are intelligent enough to lead the country.  Would any of you like to change your vote?  (I will not comment on them--they are perfect as they are!!)

The first quote is from Marion Berry.  The sources of the rest are not given to protect the innocent--in case there are any:

"Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation." 

"I resent your insinuendoes."

"If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

"I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and members of the Senate." 

"If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave."

"We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report."

"Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository."

"Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it."

"To be demeanered like that is an exercise in fertility."

"I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators."

"If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there."

"When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut."

"Let's do this in one foul swoop."

"I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session."

"We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger."

"I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks."

"The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13."

"I hate to confuse myself with the facts."

"We have a permanent plan for the time being."

"Family planning has many misconceptions."

"The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city."

"My knowledge is no match for his ignorance."

"As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state."

"These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about."

"People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on."

"This year Americans stand on the horns of an enema."
Source unknown

Feel free to replace this with the
 administration of your choice:



















I bet some politicians think that George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country----fishducky

 




17 comments:

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    1. Politics (& politicians) will often have that effect!!

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    2. Sorry--I neglected to welcome you to my blog!!

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  2. I suspect that some of these are like Yogi Berra who insisted that "I never said lots of the things I've said."

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    1. Possibly--but I suspect MOST of them are true!!

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  3. I love the fact checkers who look into what people say to find the truth. Great post.

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    1. I originally read your comment as "FAT" checkers!!

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  4. Some of those political comments are a hoot. Laughable, but also sad.

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  5. Funny in a depressing way for these are our leaders and they breed. Yipee.

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    1. They reproduce, drive, & vote (& lead?)!!

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  6. I'm rather surprised at how short this post is.
    Are you saving the rest for another funny post?

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