Wednesday, February 10, 2016


Below is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta  Braves and the Cleveland Indians.  If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.
The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk. 
The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy?  No!  There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names.  Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres. 
Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children.  The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits.   Wrong message to our children. 
The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.
The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children. 
The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children. 
So, there you go.  We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should.  Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.. 
As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers”  (especially when they play Southern California . Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them.  As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.

Maybe teams should be named after players:

Dwayne Bowe - Kansas City Chiefs

Torrey Smith - Baltimore Ravens

Ray Rice - Baltimore Ravens

Salamon Kalou - Hertha BSC

Robert Huth - Leicester City

 Andrew Luck - Indianapolis Colts

 Drew Brees - New Orleans Saints

If you didn't know these things, I'm not surprised because none of them are true----Man Martin (& fishducky)



  1. Smiles. Big ones. Thank you.
    Political correctness has a lot to answer for - but won't.

  2. I am offended by the Chicago White Socks. Chicago is in Illinois, which is only two states over from Ohio, whose university is OU. Change the o in socks to u and you can see why I am so offended!

  3. "Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???"
    You kill me. hahahahha

  4. I loved dropping "Washington" from the team name. It IS repugnant!

  5. lots of fun thank you for sharing.

  6. Washington is perfectly welcome to rename their team "Washington Patties." I promise not to sue.

  7. I love the fans cheering the New York Vacuums!

  8. New York football team A
    New York Baseball team A
    New York Basketball team A
    Chicago etc...
    We'll have to increase the number of letters in the alphabet, but this could work.

    1. A VERY logical solution--so I doubt if it would work!!

  9. I like your type of sarcasm a lot :) A lot of wrong messages...


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