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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

TODAY'S MENU SELECTIONS: SAVORY VIDEOS AND A SIDE OF SLOW-BAKED JOKES



(Reworked from an October, 2013 post with all new cartoons.)


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For an appetizer, may we suggest:
An African rainstorm to cleanse your palate & tempt your taste buds.
(There is almost no sound at the beginning;
it grows as the storm builds.

Or you might like some fresh fruit.
How about a dog's reaction to lime?

As an entree, we are offering assorted spicy black & white legs:

If you'd prefer, the chef has prepared a tasty ragout, 
which is a virtual kaleidoscope of marvelous flavors.
(This video runs 24 minutes--
you may not choose to watch the whole thing.)

For dessert, perhaps you would like a selection
 of fine cheeses, pastries, cartoons & jokes:

A snail was mugged by a tortoise. The police said, "Can you give us a description of your attacker?  The snail said, "No, it all happened so fast!"
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Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?  

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.  

"And now someone's suin' them fast food restaurants for making 'em fat and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?" 

"Cause what I want to know is, I was thinkin', can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've slept with?"
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime. Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said: "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where?"
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If you're too full to finish your meal, we have doggy bags:

Or perhaps you have a cat:

If you think my restaurant is strange, 
then you probably wouldn't care for 
the V Lounge at Opaque in Santa Monica, CA.
You are led into a pitch black dining room by a blind waiter.
Yes, they really do hire specially trained vision impaired waitstaff.
It's so dark you literally can't see your hand in front of your face, but that just highlights the flavors of your meal--& your dinner conversation!!






Excuse me, I'm going to go get something to eat----fishducky


 


20 comments:

  1. Love them all. The black and white dance is amazing. They must have practised that for days if not for weeks. Both the videos with dogs are cute. Thanks for an early morning entertainment.

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    1. Tune us in for laughs (& weirdness) Monday through Friday!!

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  2. I am pretty certain that my cats wrote Sad Cat Diary. I feel guilty. Very, very guilty. Which pleases them.

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    1. Now that I've determined the authors, should I give them credit so they don't sue me?

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  3. I like the revised food pyramid. Finally a chart that makes sense.

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    1. Yet another example of your government in action!! Or should that be inaction?

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    1. She'd just bitch about you in her diary!!

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  5. I know it was meant as a joke but I actually dated a guy that saw I was upset about picking out a lobster to be boiled alive so he paid for two that we picked out, put them in a cooler,took them to the beach and set them free. Haven't eaten one since. BTW, those dancing legs were mesmerizing.

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  6. I gotta think he got a second date, that's a pretty smooth move.

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    1. But why did he keep tasting it--did he think the flavor would change?

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  8. You definitely had me laughing! As always!

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  9. The optical illusion dance is pure, zany brilliance.
    Keep a smile, Fishducky.

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  10. Love the revised food pyramid.
    I had to switch off the kaleidoscope at eight minutes; it's pretty, but hypnotic and I found myself almost falling asleep.

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    1. That's one reason I issued a disclaimer!!

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