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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

MY GOODNESS, MR. PRESIDENT!!




There are some women, I have heard, who make some sort of competition out of screwing the most powerful politicians possible.  I guess the President of the United States, reputedly the most powerful man on the planet, would give them an automatic first prize.  

There are rumors that Lyndon Johnson, for instance, would have the Secret Service flash a special light in the Oval Office if he was in there with a woman to warn him if Lady Bird was on her way.  That being said, I offer you this from cracked.com.  I have no idea if any of it is true, but it's certainly possible (The text is also theirs.):

·    No matter which side of the aisle you align with -- or, hell, even if you're standing IN the aisle -- there's at least one or two presidents whose lives you view with rose-tinted glasses on. They're upstanding, intelligent, and probably prudes. Just kidding, they're usually none of those things.
·   Especially the prude part. It turns out that our presidents span the veritable spectrum of sex -- ranging everywhere from downright despicable to surprisingly progressive. Which probably isn't surprising given the country they were in charge of. We teamed up once more with our favorite star-spangled photo manipulator AuntieMeme to show a glimpse of some of this surprising conduct -- things like...




















Alex Hirsch has drawn a series depicting this year's presidential hopefuls as Pokemon characters.  Trump is Muk because Muk is "the only Pokemon that's literally a pile of talking garbage."




Since I've taken a personal oath to try to make you laugh:













So exactly when is this "Old enough to know better" supposed to kick in?----fishducky

 










20 comments:

  1. Now that was truly educational:)

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    1. I try to make ALL of my posts educational!!

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  2. Goodness, Carter was the only boy scout. Always liked him. The fringe benefits must be why so many men want the toughest job on the planet.
    Cracked up at XPC4. That explains a lot.

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    1. I hope XPC5-1,000 are back on their home planet!!

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    2. How did you leave out Bill Clinton?

      Never mind, his stuff is common knowledge.

      Still like the man mind you, just saying.

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    3. I didn't have enough room for everybody!!

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  3. power usually brings out the worst in Presidents.

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  4. Wow! So much I didn't know about our presidents. Not that any of it surprised me. LOL!

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    1. I think a lot of people ARE surprised, though!!

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  5. Thanks for all that presidential history. As the saying goes: Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    1. Can you imagine Trump with even MORE power?

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  6. Not sure about the rest, but Washington actually died from Having to much blood drawn drawn from his body. Learned that in Phlebotomy class.
    Lisa

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    1. "Bleeding" someone was a treatment for an ill person.

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    2. So he wasn't killed by sex!!

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    3. Nope just took too much of his blood. Yes Janie During an illness.

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  7. Good God. I would not want to see Lyndon Johnson's "Jumbo." Grover Cleveland most likely raped Maria Halpin. Cleveland gave their child to a couple who raised him, and he became a doctor (no DNA evidence as there is none--the doctor never had children).

    Love,
    Janie

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  8. If these are the good guys what are the bad guys like.
    Merle..............

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  9. Well then, I'll never trust another president as long as I live.

    Old enough to know better is a moveable feast, it kicks in when you have to tell your kids they're old enough to know better when they're doing wrong and again when your now adult kids tell you you're old enough to know better when you want to do something silly, yet fun, like skinny dipping.

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.