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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

YEARLY DEMENTIA TEST


Blogger, in its infinite wisdom, decided not to run this yesterday so I'm trying for today along with my Wednesday post.


Let's start with a simple question just to loosen things up.
Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia is the scientific name for what condition?
It's brain freeze, but we all knew that, didn't we?

 (This was sent to me by my Ducky Carole, who apparently enjoys tormenting me.)
Our Yearly Dementia Test--only 4  questions
  

It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
             Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's                important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!


Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.


Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not.


The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer, so scroll slowly:

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 





1. What do you put in a toaster? 


















Answer : 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else  Try not to hurt yourself. 


If you said, bread, go to Question 2. 









2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?


































Answer : Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is overstressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading
more appropriate literature such as Auto World.

However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3. 













3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue brick and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?






























Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.  If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these???


If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4. 















4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.  In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?


































Answer : Oh, for crying out loud!   Don't you remember your own age?   It was YOU driving the bus!! (Go back and look!).





If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.


PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!! 
OK . . . just go have a glass of wine . . . Nothing will matter in a few hours . . . And you will definitely NOT be driving the bus!!

If you don't agree with (or are upset by) the results of this test, feel free to take (or retake) this test I ran in January: 


MENTAL FITNESS EVALUATION

This test is to ascertain your mental state now.  If you get one right you are doing okay -- if you get none right you better go for counselling.


There are 4 test questions.  Don't miss one.


Giraffe test
1...How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?  Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.































The correct answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.




Elephant Test

2...How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


































Did you say open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?  Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.   This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.




Lion King Test


3...The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?




























Correct Answer: The Elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put him in there.   This tests your memory.


Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.





Crocodile Test


4...There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage it?


































Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.  Haven't you been listening?  All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


You might be interested in this book:



I've run this before.
Do you remember it?

















Who's calling, please?----fishducky

 


5 comments:

  1. I failed the Lion King one, forgot the elephant was still in the fridge!
    Failed the crocodile river one too :(

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  2. I managed the first test ok, but failed miserably the second. And it is so very logical. Then I got so tired I had to skip all the cartoons except I did catch the sexual relations through the corner of my eye and, of course, had to stop and see what it was all about. Funny!

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    1. You have a year to study for the next one!!

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