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Tuesday, July 12, 2016

ARE YOU A DOG?


Do you recognize yourself in any of these pictures?
If you do, you just might be a dog:

Are you constantly taking selfies?

Do you feel like you could use a larger apartment?

Are you constantly letting others walk all over you?

Do you keep up with the latest trends in fashion?

Do your friends take forever to return a text?

Are you trying to eat healthier these days?

Do you find it difficult to stay awake during meals?

Or at work?

And yet you still have a hard time getting comfortable at night?

Have you been putting off a trip to the dentist?

Have you ever been told you drink too much?

When you look in the mirror do you see your mother?

Are you constantly forgetting to put your glasses or your keys into your purse?

After you watch a scary movie,
do you have to sleep with the lights on?

Are you an utter failure at doing sit-ups?

Do you come from a mixed race family?

Are you deterred by simple obstacles?

Do you like it when your significant other shows you affection in public?

Do you sometimes feel that the world has deserted you?

Are there times when that you just want to hide?

Or even become a cat?

Have you ever been caught doing something really bad?

And, finally, are you happy just being one of the guys?
(Pictures courtesy BuzzFeed)

If your answer to any of the above questions was yes,
let me say to you,
"Bow, wow, bow, wow & arf, arf!!"

















Bye-bye, I gotta go chase a cat!!----fishducky

 


























21 comments:

  1. I love the pictures and captions. You are so clever. The one with the martini cone made me laughter out loud.
    R

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    1. I like to laughter out loud, too!!

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  2. These were cute. Needed the laugh today. Thanks!
    Lisa

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  3. Don't feed him cat food!! LOL! ;)
    (Of course, that one really cracked me up, living with a princess as I do.)

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  4. My name is Susan, and evi-damned-dently, I am a dog. :)

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    1. Pit bull, poodle, or somewhere in between?

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    2. Not sure. Maybe a shaggy dog, crossed with a pot-bellied pig. :)

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    3. HA! Sisters from a different mother. :)

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  5. Cracked up at the dog farting. Callie just learned to and she was totally shocked the first time she heard herself.

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  6. I may be a little bit of dog.

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    1. What percentage do you think? It's OK to check with Mrs. C!!

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  7. You've convinced me I just might be a dog.

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    1. From your picture, I would imagine a St. Bernard!!

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  8. I identified with two of those so had to quickly run to the bathroom and check my face in the mirror. Whew! not a dog. Yet.

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  9. Brilliant post and soooooo funny. Glad Arkansas Patti sent me here.

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    1. Welcome to my blog, oh, discerning one--thank Patti for me!!

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