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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

I THINK OUR COUNTRY HAS BECOME TOO LITIGIOUS--IF YOU DON'T AGREE, SUE ME!!



(This may or may not be a continuation of yesterday's post on disclaimers.  I have no idea.)


Merriam-Webster's simple definition of litigious:
adjective  li·ti·gious lə-ˈti-jəs

TOO READY OR EAGER TO SUE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IN A COURT OF LAW: 
TENDING OR LIKELY TO ENGAGE IN LAWSUITS

To avoid being sued it has become necessary to put up signs like these,
which state the obvious:
 




























Aren't potatoes usually boneless?



















Too bad most guys missed this sign:

Don't blame me if you find Nothing here:

Of course, this one should not be read:


 However, certain people never read warning signs,
or even think for a minute,
so these things happen, & then they sue:














(All pictures courtesy of dumpaday.com)

These are from funny.com:

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next-door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hub caps.

A. Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink spill and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

A jury of her peers awarded Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, $780,000 after breaking her ankle by tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

Mr. Merv Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver’s seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the R.V. left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.



















I attempt to make all my posts tasteless, inappropriate & funny.  If I don't succeed, sue me!!----fishducky

 








18 comments:

  1. Giggling at work!!!

    You have to wonder at the stupidity of some people - and the people who reward their stupidity!!!!

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    1. Welcome to my blog; you (& I) are obviously brilliant!!

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  2. That is actually a pretty good price for boneless skinless children's thighs.

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    1. Stock up while they're on sale; they freeze well!!

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  3. Shaking my head while laughing. I don't know whether to fault the juries in those big payouts or try to find out who their lawyers were and put them on retainer.

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    1. Makes me almost sorry Bud has retired!!

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  4. Dinosaurs didn't go to the vet and look what happened!

    Love it!

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    1. Trying to put a little logic in the equation!!

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  5. The girl in the lavender prom dress has a tail. She should sue her parents.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I think she should take better care of it!!

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  6. The fried crap looked a bit overdone. I hope no one tried to used the milk not-exit in an emergency. The elephant sign was quite clear. The monkey photo is tonight's nightmare for me.

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    1. I LOVED the elephant sign!! Should I make my slogan "A new nightmare daily"?

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  7. Hello, insurance company? The plane landed on my van...
    I think maybe someone once fed that bison some "grass".
    These are all funny, but sadly, I think your country has been too litigious for far too long. People need to take responsibility for their own stupidities.
    "get out of the sun if your skin tone matches this sign"? That's far too late in my opinion.

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  8. Am absolutely amazed at those lawsuits!! Are there crazy people on the juries?! Great cartoons. :)

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    1. Crazy people on the juries? There MUST be!!

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Your comments make my day, which shows you how boring my life has become.