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Friday, October 7, 2016

DAMN YOU, AUTOCORRECT!!





Some people are happy with autocorrect.  Below are several examples of where people weren't. Many didn't start out to be sexual, but that quickly changed. They are in no particular order.































They don't always have to be corrected to be funny:






Autocorrect might have been useful here:




















Arguing with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree."----fishducky

 






23 comments:

  1. I don't have auto correct on my computer and on my phone I check what I've written before I send it.
    If all of those above are true, then people are relying too much on auto correct or simply not checking before sending.

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    1. AutoCorrect would drive me crazy!! (Or would that be crazier?)

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  2. I have been smiling so hard my face hurts. Thanks Fran - and have a wonderful weekend. Without corrections.

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    1. Thursday, you toot!! (Thanks, you too!! Damn AutoCorrect!!)

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  3. It's after 1 a.m. and you made an insomniac laugh out loud in the kitchen. Thank you. Going to bed now.

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  4. I asked my friend once if she would like to go eat a Mexican. That wasn't really auto correct, it was own stupidity. I just wanted a taco.
    Lisa

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    1. Do you think we could install AutoCorrect on our mouths?

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  5. Nipple disorder, boobsicles, I can't stop laughing. Penelope is sitting next to me and doesn't give a damn what I do because of the wind, rain, and croaking frogs. My son's dog Stella did come in and look at me in a What the hell? way. Then she settled right down near my feet and told me to cackle all I want. She doesn't give a dame. Or a damn, dammit. Autocorrect is a curse and a blessing. I love it when it knows the word I'm typing on my phone and allows me to finish it easily. I hate it when it changes the word completely and I don't notice until after I've sent the text message or email. Thank you for sending me a good laugh in the middle of a hurricane.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. What part of Florida are you in? Are you truly in the middle of the hurricane?

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    2. We live in Northern Florida. We weren't in the middle of the hurricane, but it came close enough for us to lose power. It's back on now. We have a lot of small branches down. No big deal compared to what so many people have suffered. Lake Junebug is waterlogged and won't dry out for quite some time. At one point Matthew was seventy miles from us. Then the electricity was out, so I couldn't see the TV and couldn't remember how to turn on the dame, I mean damn, emergency radio, so I don't know how close he got. Close enough to be a pain.

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    3. So basically you dodged the bullet--phew!!

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  6. Now I am a little sorry I don't have autocorrect. Think I am missing out on some great laughs. Thanks for letting us without that blessing to see what we are missing.

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    1. People who can spell fairly well don't need it!!

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  7. Well, those had me laughing out loud. I especially enjoyed the nutsack, foreskin, testicles, and penis butt and jelly. I'm pretty sure Freud would have a field day with that.

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    1. Remember his famous quote;"Sometimes penis butt and jelly is just penis butt and jelly"?

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  8. Fortunately, I have auto-correct in my brain. I have to edit it constantly.
    Where did you find all these?

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    1. That's where I keep mine, too. The internet is a great source for all kinds of ridiculousness!!

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  9. These were really funny! Thanks for the belly laughs.

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  10. I lauged so hard I got tears in my eyes! I have had some funny texts to McFamily, but nothing that funny...yet! ;)

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    1. If you have AutoCorrect, you probably will!!

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  11. This was one of the funniest posts I've ever read. I was literally laughing so hard, I was crying. (Thanks! I needed that!)

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