Tuesday, November 15, 2016


Even though we try to keep abreast of what's happening in the world, we may miss some important happenings.  Let me attempt to bring you up to date.
Onlookers in an Irish town found themselves rubbing their eyes after witnessing a police car chasing down a flying saucer through the streets.
The strange vehicle was also spotted zooming through a children's playground in Gorey, County Wexford. After a low-speed pursuit, witnesses saw police pull the craft over, to discover a very worldly explanation. The flying saucer was, in fact, the work of local artist Ali Kemal Ali, who created the unique piece for a youth and arts festival.
Conservationists in Tanzania are using an unorthodox way of keeping elephants from wandering into human settlements - by throwing condoms filled with chili powder at them.
Chili powder mixed with soil is packed with a firecracker into a condom; its end is twisted shut with just the fuse exposed. When lit, the condom bursts open with a bang, spraying a fine dust of chili powder into the air. One whiff is usually enough to send an elephant the other way.
North Koreans have been ordered to collect poo to help the country's agricultural sector.
Survivors of the dictatorship's brutal regime say leader Kim Jong Un and other authorities are demanding human feces to help farms in the country to continue delivering crops. It had previously relied on neighbor South Korea for fertilizer, but it imposed an embargo in 2010 after the North sank one of its ships.

The rest of these are from

And most importantly:

A taste of life in the newsroom;
a full episode of the Mary Tyler Moore show:

If no news is good news does that mean that all news is bad news?----fishducky



  1. Oh dear.
    Laughing at the magnifying glass though. It would do the job. So long as he didn't focus the sun through it.

  2. "Wait...what did I just read?"
    That was me! I did that :) How long was she carrying that can of cookie dough for it to get warm enough to explode? Those things are frozen!

  3. You mean people will actually pay so they can smell a fart? Think I have been working on the wrong inventions:)

    1. Some people (idiots) will pay for ANYTHING!!

  4. I used to date a girl who kept me away with that condom chili works!

  5. I'm wondering how she managed to get the can of cookie dough up there in the first place--LOL! Magnifying glass--hysterical! So many good ones. Thanks for the giggles. Needed that. :)

  6. As I always suspected; North Korea has a shitty regime.

  7. How hard can it be to find a 10-meter high mango? Is Barney Fife leading the investigation?

    My 13-year-old self loves Uranus! And the penis enlarger!

    1. They found it; it was cleverly hidden in a giant fruit basket along with 400 bananas & a few dozen oranges!!


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