We caught his show in Vegas once &
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!!
He was brilliant, irreverent & very funny.
This is purely a Carlin post.
There is nothing I need to add.
George Carlin; circa late 1970's
-21 killed in 21 gun salute.
-A 107 year old woman in Florida is reported to be pregnant. Physicians claim that because of her advanced age, she will have a grownup.
-Scientists have discovered a new disease which has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.
-A man has barricaded himself inside of his house however he is not armed and no one is paying any attention to him.
-The surgeon general has announced today that saliva causes stomach cancer. But only when swallowed in very small amounts and over a prolonged period of time.
-A woman was severely injured today when she tried to force breast feed a wild cat.
-Out at the lake in City Park, police have arrested a one-armed man who was bothering the other boaters by continuously rowing in a circle.
-A man at a tool and die company died today when he was hit with a tool.
-A man wearing a Have a Nice Day button was killed yesterday by a man who works at night.
-Police fired over the heads of rioters today, however 250 people standing on the balconies watching were shot to death.
-Rapist swallows whistle.
-The head of the Lost & Found is reported missing.
-The Bureau of Internal Affairs had announced today that they have found another Mohican. Accordingly all of the books have been recalled and will be changed to read "The Next to the Last of the Mohicans".
-A vegetarian was beaten to death by a meat packer.
If you watch this,
you'll probably want your children out of the room.
7 WORDS YOU CAN'T SAY ON TV