Friday, January 15, 2016


(Ed. note: If you are a few pounds overweight, please do not take this post personally.  I could stand to lose a few pounds a lot of weight 50 pounds myself.)

I just had a little snack, but I'm still hungry.  I only want another bite or two.  Maybe I'll try two or three of these--that ought to hold me until dinner:

A slim Fast bar would be dietetic:

One Snickers should hit the spot:

Mmmm--squeezable bacon!!

Chicken is protein & I'm sure it's less fattening than bread:

The stick would be handy--I could walk around
around & get some exercise while I'm eating:

I wonder if they have samples?:
Now I need something to drink:

I wonder if they'll make a fried Diet Coke?:

Or maybe a deep fried brownie for my sweet tooth:

I could take a box of donuts home & eat them later:

I'd be afraid to try this although it is sugar free:

Or this:
For some reason these don't appeal to me:

I think I'll just have a house salad:
I'd better stock up on these:

In consideration for others, 
if you think you're going to pass gas,
please go outside!!

It's possible these people have taken their diets too far:

But not these!!
To see someone who'd do anything for a treat,

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos.  Regular Oreos, Not these:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.

4. In little feverous nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing: This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with his or her children.

2. One bite at a time: You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical: You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked: Everyone likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie: You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie: You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreos: You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prissy.


If can't is an abbreviation for cannot, why isn't don't an abbreviation for donut?----fishducky